So I´ve been in México 40 days, 10 hours, 53 minutes and 42 seconds. I think that officially qualifies me as a Mexican Expert, or Mexipert. Your job is to ask me some questions you may have about México or any aspect concerning how it´s going for me. I´m lonely. Well...lonely when I´m by myself for about 20 minutes a day (Mexicans are social beings).
Possible questions:
* How do Mexicans drink Coke?
* What´s your (Bronson) favorite way to drink tequila?
* What happens if you don´t kiss your lady friend (or lady friend of a friend...as in, lady-friend-in-law) upon greeting?
* What does Xalapa smell like?
* What would you like to do to the roosters and donkeys who wake you up every morning?
* Besides skin and hair color, how do you know if someone is a gringo just by looking at them?
* Will you show me some photos of hot Mexican party girls?
* Are you actually there to study, or to party, or to gorge on delicious Mexican food?
etc., etc.
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After I get a significant amount of questions (that could be months), I will research your quandries and post a definitive blog entry that will overwhelm you with informative information. Until then, think hard, my eager readers.
10 October 2006
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I want to ask all those questions. And what's your favorite eatery? Do the Mexicans there smell different then the Mexicans here? How many tacos can you eat in just one sitting? Have you seen any Nike factories there? How much is gas? Do they have Taco Bells there? Um um.. I don't know. If I think of more, I will ask you more. Until then, I love you!
Answer all.
And the questions above as well.
Andrea
i like the questions you asked...plus these:
are tacos better in mexico, or here?
what would happen if pepsi® bought mexico, and renamed it pepsico® and made everyone work in a soda bottling factory?
do you think they'd like it?
what does the water taste like?
is montezuma's revenge pretty vengeful, or is it a nice revenge?
how come i don't get to have a revenge?
do you think they'll name something after me when i die?
Oooh, answer all the questions you used as examples, plus the ones Eric and Amanda left, please. Also, when will you be back again? Give me the date down to the exact second, pronto! Oh, also, are there dollar stores there?! What about Victoria's Secrets? Hah. Silly. I miss you BronBronsington!
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